Yesterday I wrote a list of people I didn’t mean to criticize, who are stellar individuals and social beacons, but whom I sometimes accidentally on purpose do criticize because they are social beacons, but I feel really badly about it because they are stellar individuals.
Still with me? I’ll stop writing sentences that are paragraphs that make your head explode. I’m sorry. I have trouble killing my darlings.
People I ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY intend to criticize,
- AND I think they are probably bad people, too,
- but haven’t gotten around to it yet
This list is ordered by magnitude of evil, by which I mean that #7 is the least evil:
- Rush Limbaugh
- Glen Beck
- Christian Carter*
- David De’Angelo*
- Roman Polanski
- The Devil
* I suspect #3 and #4 are in fact the same person.
* Same with #1 and #2.