KISS Kit for Affiliates

Keep it simple…sweetie.

(We would NEVAH call you anything else.)

So…

You’ve got this thing you’re launching (or unlaunching) and YOU ARE PRESSED FOR TIME.

You want to make it easy for your affiliates to sell and promote your stuff.

You need

  • a page of copy breaking down your affiliate program for your people
  • badges and code
  • graphics for said badges
  • cool plugin that generates a sidebar widget

Seriously. You do need this plugin/widget. It is so effing cool:

It’s actually a plugin that provides a widget. The image and sales text are already written for you. All you have to do is add the title for the widget, the flyover text, and your affiliate URL.

And check it out: you add this stuff just like every other widget, fill out the form in the widget interface and you’re done:

  • No more messy HTML.
  • No more fiddling with stubborn CSS.
  • Just drag and drop, paste in your link, you’re good to go.

And, before your head explodes at the thought of toiling over a sales page, battling with photoshop, and monkeying around with code…

We’ve got ya.

We did the toiling/battling/monkeying for you.

You can have HOT COPY, SEXY BADGES, and NO-FUSS PLUGIN WIDGETS…

and you can have them fast.

And they’ll be really, really good, because you’re getting them from a hot-shit writer (Kelly Diels), superfab designer (Amanda Farough), and wicked-good coder/programmer (Dave Doolin).

(If we do say so, ourselves.)

And…if you buy a KISS Kit for Affiliates you’re NOT going to pay a fortune from them.

If you commissioned these things (copy, graphics, widget), individually, you might pay oodles and oodles of cash.

  • A page of hot copy from Kelly Diels costs anywhere from $250 – 500.
  • If you were to get badges from Amanda Farough, you’d be looking at $250.
  • And to get Dave Doolin to develop a plugin for you? 20 hours X $80 an hour. That’s right, $1,600.

So if you outsourced each of these task to a writer, designer, and coder/programmer, it would cost…lots. As in $2,100+.

BUT with the KISS Kit for Affiliates, you get all three of these things – copy, graphics, and plugin – for $225.00.

And you get it fast. Like 48 hours fast.

And then you’ll be able to cross off three tedious things from your launch to-do list.

(Which we know is way too long and you’re hyperventilating just thinking about it.)

We have been there. It isn’t pretty. Launches are complicated.

Which is why we’re making one piece of it simple for you, sweetie.

That’s the KISS Kit for Affiliates. We do it for you and we do it in 48 hours.

With our KISS Kit for Affiliates, here’s what you get:

  • From Kelly Diels: a page of copy explaining your affiliate program to your potential affiliates
  • From Amanda Farough: hot graphic badges  so that your people can drop them into posts, banners, sidebars
  • From Dave Doolin: a freaking excellent plugin widget that means you (and your affiliates) don’t have to screw around with HTML or fiddle with CSS. Just install it and it will generate a widget. Nice.

Because, yo, we know you’re in a rush. There’s never enough time to do a launch right. There are lots of moving pieces. It’s tricky and time-consuming stuff and the list of stuff you need to do is long and complicated.

So if you need your affiliate page, graphics, copy and code sorted out super-quick and super-good (or super-bad, depending on your approach), the KISS Kit for Affiliates ($225.00 US)  is for you, baby.

Here’s how it works.

  1. YOU: Buy it.
  2. US: We’ll send you a quick design + copy questionnaire.
  3. YOU:  complete the questionnaires. If you’ve got an image or inspiration you want us to work with, include it.
  4. US: We’ll put together a page of hot copy, great graphics badges, wrap it up in a plugin and send the whole kit to you. IN 48 HOURS.
  5. YOU: Have got your how-to-be-an affiliate thing SORTED OUT. Yeah. We all like that.

Sound good? Need it? Please buy it. It will whittle down that evil launch list of yours. (We know the items on it are breeding like rabbits.)

Our KISS Kit for Affiliates will make three of your complicated launch tasks – copy for affiliates, graphic badges, sidebar widgets –  simple.

Sweet.


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