The Two Orgasm a Day Diet
- By Kelly Diels
- 31 October, 2011
- 13 Comments
I want you to get off. More. In your bedroom. In the living room. In the boardroom. In all the rooms of your life. This can be a metaphor – … Continue Reading →
deference is icky. And temporary. Get rid of it.
- By Kelly Diels
- 15 October, 2011
- 3 Comments
I was the worst waitress ever. Fortunately, I was equipped with two traits that universally guarantee good tips: great tits and even greater gift for gab. I once dropped an … Continue Reading →
Sunday School for Sentences #14: What Picasso And Dave Chappelle Know about Writing. For Realz.
- By Kelly Diels
- 9 October, 2011
- 1 Comment
I was awoken this morning by a fantastic aroma If rhymes could kill I would put you in a coma da da ding ding rrr rrr ring a mobile phone-a … Continue Reading →
Uncertainty, Ambivalence, Innovation, Creation, Generation. Generation Us.
- By Kelly Diels
- 8 October, 2011
- 5 Comments
No man wants to be sand. I looked at him and I saw him. I saw us. Clearly. Then I sighed and said, “I’ve been building my castle on sand.” … Continue Reading →
