hen Kelly

Clear Chat History

10:04amStephen

I am feeling slutty

10:20amKelly

me too

it is a chronic thing

welcome to the club

lol

was it the porn shirt?

I would totally LOVE to take credit for it

10:21amStephen

well I think it is the anticipation of wearing it

10:21amKelly

excellent. it has magical powers!

10:21amStephen

clearly

though my head constantly flirting with me is boosting my ego no end

10:23amKelly

omg

that is the best line ever.

Hold on while I cut and paste and plagiarize it

10:24amStephen

lol

10:24amKelly

you don’t mean your actual head

you mean the head master, yes?

either way, awesome

10:24amStephen

you know I mean my headteacher and not my physical head

yes

10:24amKelly

too funny

we don’t call headmasters head masters in canada

so it took me a second

10:24amStephen

he’s called the headteacher

10:25amKelly

we call them “principals”

10:25amStephen

headmaster is very old fashioned and refers only to men

10:25amKelly

are you going to have wild unruly sex with him?

10:25amStephen

no

10:25amKelly

prude

10:25amStephen

he has a bf

10:25amKelly

ah

morals

pesky things, those

10:25amStephen

who is also a friend of mine

10:25amKelly

yep

you are in the no-fuck zone

10:26amStephen

which is fine and the harmless flirting is great fun

“Doing a good job of looking hot in those jeans Mr Kelly”

10:31amKelly

oh. again.

stealing that.

taking out the “MR”

It is now mine

he’s flirting with ME too

what a slut

10:31amStephen

Take it

10:31amKelly

I’m sorry for his boyfriend

hahahahaha

10:31amStephen

he called me into his office one day because someone told him off for lfirting

and he said

Do I really flirt with you?

and I said yes

and he said well it must be unconcious but you are so my type

10:32amKelly

too funny

I think we’re all too ramped up and cautious about workplace flirting

it is no big deal

it is human

as long as it is welcome and not creepy

10:32amStephen

it is very flattering

10:33amKelly

yes!

I work mostly with men.

I encourage the flirt

then whenever I want something, I get it

I tap into their deep sense of chivalry and need to please women

10:33amStephen

It’s Steve’s way of saying he likes me

10:33amKelly

yes!

me too.

I would flirt with a rock

and often do

lol

10:34amStephen

and he’s so charming

you just get sucked in

10:34amKelly

see, this just sounds delicious!

yay, happy workplace

that’s just good for MORALE lol

10:34amStephen

he’s one of those very sexy types – not attractive – but the sexyness you get from someone who knows what they are doing and are absolutely passionate about

10:34amKelly

oh.

10:34amStephen

it

10:34amKelly

I love that.

that’s deeply hot.

10:35amStephen

and it’s vbery easy to be i his company

10:35amKelly

and so…you feel slutty?

or is that unrelated?

lol

10:36amStephen

no they are related

deeply and truly

like twins

he’s made me feel hot

10:36amKelly

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

that cannot be appreciated enough

that’s beautiful

10:36amStephen

yes it is

10:37amKelly

now take that I feel hottishness and sally forth

in your porn shirt

10:37amStephen

which is why I love my new boss and the wonderful school he has created

10:37amKelly

yes!

10:37amStephen

and thank fuck I got headhunted

and was taken out of my old school

10:37amKelly

passion transcends the little arenas of our lives

if your passionate in one area it leaks over into the others

since I embraced my writerlyness I am a man-magnet

it is related

being on fire is HOT

10:38amStephen

and I am on fire

10:38amKelly

yes you are baby!

10:38amStephen

it’s amazing

10:38amKelly

amazing and juicy and generative

so good for the soul

10:39amStephen

I have been invited to do something at a major educational technology conference in central London

for two days

10:39amKelly

wow!

congratulations mr. hot stuff

10:39amStephen

which inlcudes £1k of resources for my school

and next term I will be delivering traingning to parents in all the local schools on internet safety

10:40amKelly

I’m impressed

what fun

Mr. Anonymous: I am feeling slutty

Kelly: was it the porn shirt? I would totally LOVE to take credit for it

Mr. Anonymous: well I think it is the anticipation of wearing it

Kelly: excellent. it has magical powers!

Mr. Anonymous: clearly. though my head constantly flirting with me is boosting my ego no end

Kelly: that is the best line ever. Hold on while I cut and paste and plagiarize it

Mr. Anonymous: you know I mean my headteacher and not my physical head, yes?

Kelly: we don’t call headmasters head masters in Canada so it took me a moment

Mr. Anonymous: he’s called the headteacher

Kelly: we call them “principals”

Mr. Anonymous: headmaster is very old fashioned and refers only to men

Kelly: are you going to have wild unruly sex with him?

Mr. Anonymous: no

Kelly: prude

Mr. Anonymous: he has a bf

Kelly: ah. morals. pesky things, those

Mr. Anonymous: who is also a friend of mine

Kelly: yep, you are in the no-sexing zone

Mr. Anonymous: which is fine and the harmless flirting is great fun:

“Doing a good job of looking hot in those jeans, Mr. Anonymous”

Kelly: oh. again. stealing that. Taking out the “Mr.” and “Anonymous” and inserting “Kelly”. It is now mine. He IS promiscuous. He’s flirting with ME too

Mr. Anonymous: he called me into his office one day because someone told him off for flirting and he said “Do I really flirt with you?” and I said “yes”. and he said “well it must be unconcious but you are so my type”

Kelly: I think we’re all too ramped up and cautious about workplace flirting. Flirting is not the same thing as sexual harassment. Flirting is no big deal. It is human. ‘Course that’s only as long as it is welcome and not creepy

Mr. Anonymous: it is very flattering

Kelly: yes!

Mr. Anonymous: It’s his way of saying he likes me

Kelly: yes! me, too. I would flirt with a rock and often do

Mr. Anonymous:  and he’s so charming. you just get sucked in

Kelly: see, this just sounds delicious! yay, happy workplace. that’s just good for morale

Mr. Anonymous: he’s one of those very sexy types – not attractive – but the sexiness you get from someone who knows what they are doing and are absolutely passionate about

Kelly: I love that. that’s deeply hot.

Mr. Anonymous: and it’s very easy to be in his company

Kelly: and so…you feel slutty? or is that unrelated?

Mr. Anonymous: they are related. deeply and truly. like twins. he’s made me feel hot

Kelly: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. that cannot be appreciated enough. that’s gratifying.

Mr. Anonymous: yes it is

Mr. Anonymous: which is why I love my new boss and the wonderful school he has created

Kelly: yes! passion transcends and transforms all arenas of our lives. if you’re passionate in one area it leaks over into all of the others. ever since I embraced my writerliness I am a man-magnet. it is related. being on fire is HOT

Mr. Anonymous: and I am on fire

Kelly: yes you are baby!

Mr. Anonymous: it’s amazing

Kelly: amazing and juicy and generative. so good for the soul. Now take that I-feel-hottishness and sally forth. in your porn shirt.

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some names have been changed to protect the morally suspect. nobody else’s boyfriend or relationship was harmed in the making of this post. the porn shirt is mostly a joke unless of course you want to buy it.