People I ABSO(INSERTBADWORD)LUTELY Intend To Criticize, But Am So Far Too Lazy To Do So

Yesterday I wrote a list of people I didn’t mean to criticize, who are stellar individuals and social beacons, but whom I sometimes accidentally on purpose do criticize because they are social beacons, but I feel really badly about it because they are stellar individuals.

Still with me?  I’ll stop writing sentences that are paragraphs that make your head explode. I’m sorry. I have trouble killing my darlings.

Today’s list:

People I ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY intend to criticize,

  • AND I think they are probably bad people, too,
  • but haven’t gotten around to it yet

This list is ordered by magnitude of evil, by which I mean that #7 is the least evil:

  1. Rush Limbaugh
  2. Glen Beck
  3. Christian Carter*
  4. David De’Angelo*
  5. Roman Polanski
  6. Mobutu
  7. The Devil

* I suspect #3 and #4 are in fact the same person.

* Same with #1 and #2.

November 12, 2009 | filed under: People | tweet it, baby

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  1. StephenNo Gravatar, November 12, 2009:

    Can you add the CEOs of the worlds major banks to your list too? Because they are pure evil too!

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